i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
