Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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