I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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