i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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