You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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