i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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