Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i already hear my dad disowning me
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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