Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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