Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Randomize
