Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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