so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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