Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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