ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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