it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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