we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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