so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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