How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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