Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Well I just put wine in my tea
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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