Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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