I want to make a zoo with you.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Help me help you realize you are a moron
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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