i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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