love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
