Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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