they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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