very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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