If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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