You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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