I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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