It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Randomize
