if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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