Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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