I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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