Where is the hickey?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Randomize
