Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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