I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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