I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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