It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
