I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i think my cat just said my name.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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