I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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