you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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