I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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