You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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