I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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