Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I love you.
Bad choice
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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