Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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