8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
this will be a night to untag.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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