Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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