I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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