You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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