My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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