Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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