I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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