i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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