All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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