The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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