whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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