It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think i got beer on your cat.
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